• 10 rules to survive high school

    J'ai pensé à ces règles, qui auraient étés nécssaires si j'étais allée dans un lycée aux Etats-Unis. Marrez-vous.

    1. You a Senior ? They why are you talking to one.

    2. When in the cafeteria, if you are not part of a group, you do not sit with one. If you have no group, consider the bathroom as your safest option.

    3. Be yourself they say. Yeah, right.

    4. If you want to drool at some hottie, make sure he's not a Senior, a football player, or the boyfriend of a Missy, Amanda, Pamela or anything ( cheerleader ) of the sort.

    5. When given the choice of extra-curicular activities, don't under any circumstances, choose The Chess Club, Mathletes, Warhammer Club, Magic trading cards Club, or the Science Club. As the Mean Girls would say, it's social suicide.

    6. If you're buying your clothes at a thrift store, swtch to somewhere, anywhere in the mall if you don't want to be called original. In other words : a freak.

    7. The coolest guy in school ( Brad, a football player who just broke up with Shelley the cheerleader ) has just actually talked to you. He noticed you in Drama class, when you were playing Juliet and him, Romeo. What do you do ? a) Talk back, make a date. b) Say you're flattered and say goodbye. c) Run away. Now if you answered a, you'll be lucky to survive the day, and especially Shelley's 45$ manicured nails. If you answered b, you might have a chance to live until the ae of well, next week when he talks to you again and you accept a date. If you answered c, you will live many moons.

    8. If any one asks, your favorite hang-out is the mall, the mall, and the mall. Not in any case the art museum or the theater. Favorite movies : Pretty Woman and Bring it on. Oh and your favorite subject is boys. Trust me. It is.

    9. Speaking of boys, if you like one, and it's not Brad, don't tell anyone. You'll be original. (cf 6)

    10. If you manage to survive your Junior and Sophmore years, you're out of luck. The Senior one is the worst. Two words : Senior Prom. And none of the rules will help you survive it. Sorry. In any case, it was nice knowing you.


  • Commentaires

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    bob
    Mardi 11 Avril 2006 à 20:10
    loser
    heyy umm thats not how u survive highschool just lettin u know!! u do the total opposite of what u said!!! like seriosuly i dont know where u go to highschool but ur highschool is FUCKED thanks bye!!!!
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